( logs in on this account for the first time in three months to direct everyone to these lyrics from anaconda

This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

drops mic )

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth…

//Mike hummed, following after him.

//The doors swooshed closed behind them.
Probably not too far now…

yeah…

//David briefly toyed with Mike’s hair before leading him to the control room.

//Mike looked around the room as he was led in.

//The ship lights blinked to attention immediately, screen showing their current location.

//Mike turned to the screen, leaning in.

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth…

//Mike hummed, following after him.

//The doors swooshed closed behind them.
Probably not too far now…

yeah…

//David briefly toyed with Mike’s hair before leading him to the control room.

//Mike looked around the room as he was led in.

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth…

//Mike hummed, following after him.

//The doors swooshed closed behind them.
Probably not too far now…

yeah…

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth…

//Mike hummed, following after him.

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth twitching up.

no…

//David bit back a grin.

//Mike shook his head, smiling, and headbutted David’s shoulder playfully.

//David giggled and hugged Mike tight, nuzzling into his hair.

//Mike snuggled into the hug.

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth twitching up.

no…

//David bit back a grin.

//Mike shook his head, smiling, and headbutted David’s shoulder playfully.

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im gay and i love space

(via riotfairy)

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//David snorted.

I guess there is that perk to being an alien…wait, thats not what you meant was it…

//Mike raised an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth twitching up.

no…

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It’s a fast ship.

//Mike laid his head against David.

//David cuddled Mike close, gazing out the…

//Mike came up beside him, trying to be quiet.

//David leaned on Mike as he gazed at their sleeping girls, voice barely a whisper.
So precious. …

they’re adorable…

Cuddled together and everything. …
//David sniffled.

//Mike smiled.

it’s hard to believe how much they’ve grown…

//David nodded.
Talking a lot more too…

and soon they’ll walk all by themselves too…

//David wrapped his arms around Mike.
Going to school….riding a bike…
//He sighed and gazed up at Mike.

//He nuzzled David’s nose.

making friends…

//David frowned slightly.
Boyfriends….

//Mike hummed.

don’t worry, we’d put them all through some sorta extensive examination before they could touch our girls…